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Five For Friday: Hire These People!!!

I love lists. Heck, I love lists of lists. My parents used to have an old paperback copy of something called the Book of Lists and, as far as I was concerned, that was pure reading bliss. Perhaps it’s not surprising, then, that I’m constantly making little lists in my head of things to write about.

Any little news tidbit can inspire a mental list, whether it’s movies that Disney should be remaking (inspired by the recently-announced remake of The Black Hole) or overlooked properties from Disney’s past that are foolishly unexploited (inspired by their purchase of Marvel). Instead of reading an article discussing things like this, I’d much rather read it as a list. And heaven help you if I read a bad or lazy list, that refuses to stick to its own criteria or tries to cheat by putting in too general or vague selections. That makes me mad.

So occasionally I’m going to put up a mini-list of suggestions for Disney on a specific topic. I will do this on Fridays. Because Friday starts with an F, and so does the number five, which is how many items there will be on each list. I find alliteration almost always alluring. That’s a little peek behind the scenes for you kids as to how we make the magic here at Progress City. F is also for fake, but Orson Welles beat me to that one.

For my premiere Five for Friday, I’m going to pick a selection of people that I’d like to see Disney hire. With all the brand madness driving Disney today, I think the actual creative types too often get left out of the equation. I’d much rather see Disney hiring exceptional talent than purchasing the rights to different properties; after all, the right kind of talent will create the great ideas from which franchises spring forth.

I do have to say that Disney has done a much better job in recent years of reaching out to creative talent; after all, Iger’s first real duty as CEO was to mend the rift with Pixar. We’ve also seen the folks at the Muppet Studios come on board. There have been some wonderful surprises – hiring super-genius game designer Warren Spector to create Epic Mickey is foremost among these. Disney’s new production venture with Guillermo del Toro was also a pleasant surprise, as was the seemingly random signing of Brian Wilson by Walt Disney Records. And, lest we forget, Walt Disney Animation Studios has been slowly re-gathering many of the famous animators that had departed during the Eisner siege years.

There are still a lot of great talents at large, and far too many continue to be let go – especially at Feature Animation and Imagineering. I could (and probably will) do a monster of a list of talent that Disney has been foolish and short-sighted to let go. But Disney is doing better than they were previously, so that’s something.

In any case, there’s always room for more genius at Disney. So who to hire first… and let me warn you, fanboyism awaits.

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Neverworlds – Lost Lands Of LEGO

In the World Showcase section, where international villages dot the edge of a 45-acre, man-made lagoon, Disney engineers intend to build pavilions representing Israel, Equatorial Africa, Venezuela, Spain and Morocco. Also under consideration are pavilions representing the Netherlands and Denmark.
The Miami Herald, October 3rd, 1982

When the announcement was made that Merlin Entertainments had purchased Florida’s fabled yet troubled Cypress Gardens to convert it into LEGOland Florida – exciting news for those of us who share a love of LEGO and an interest in preserving as much of ol’ Cypress Gardens as possible – my mind immediately went elsewhere. A trip down memory lane through the last several decades reveals a long, mostly unconsummated, flirtation between Disney and LEGO.

Like two stars orbiting each other in a gravitational embrace, the two companies have been intertwined for ages. But instead of drawing closer, it appears that at last they’ve catapulted each other into interstellar space.

Allow me to explain my tortured metaphor.

One of the most vigorous and undying Disney rumors in the early days of the internet was that the fifth gate at Walt Disney World would be a LEGO park. I’ve no idea how realistic these rumors actually were, but there were several legitimate attempts to bring LEGO into the existing Disney parks. Most prominently, these involved efforts to bring a Denmark pavilion to EPCOT Center. The Denmark pavilion has popped up here in the past; it’s one of those rare unrealized ideas, much like the Spain pavilion, that have been hinted at publicly at certain intervals since well before EPCOT’s opening in 1982 to almost the modern day. While many of those iterations probably didn’t involve LEGO, some did. Let’s take a look back, starting in 1983…

John Sullivan, the president of Lego’s American subsidiary, said in an interview here that shipments were up in 1982 but not as much as the company had expected. Overall, the toy industry was hurt by the economic downturn, and Lego fared reasonably well compared to other companies, Sullivan said. But, particularly in the United States, video games are a major new long-term factor in an industry already crowded with products. In only a few years, electronic toys have garnered 32 percent of the market, and their attraction is increasing as prices go down, he said.

Lego is an unusual international company because it is so closely held by the founding family and because it operates from this remote corner of Scandinavia. It was once written of Billund that it was a “god-forsaken railway stopping point where nothing could thrive.” The railway is gone, the surrounding flatlands still offer an uninviting vista, but Billund appears to be flourishing as the home of one of Denmark’s leading companies and largest exporters. Although no sales figures are published, one informal estimate puts total turnover at about $250 million annually.

The local airport is among the country’s busiest, although the population remains only a few thousand. Many of the travelers are among the 900,000 people who each year visit Legoland, the amusement park where almost everything is built of Lego pieces. It has become Denmark’s second most popular tourist attraction after Tivoli, the famous gardens in Copenhagen, according to company officials.

Lego is negotiating for a niche at the new Disneyworld Epcot Center in Florida, where it would feature more of the amazing giant-size Lego creations, Sullivan said.

– “Lego’s Market ‘Clutch Power’; Electronic Games Pose New Challenge”, The Washington Post, March 31st, 1983

Obviously, that didn’t happen. The Denmark pavilion begat the Scandinavia pavilion which begat today’s Norway pavilion. So, take two…

LOOKING FOR a good Danish? If you’re not too hungry to wait, try Walt Disney World, where the next country represented in Epcot’s World Showcase is likely to be Denmark. Disney is close to signing a contract with the northern European kingdom, says Walt Disney Attractions President Judson Green. Now, with Norway already in place, Epcot need collect only Sweden to have the complete Scandinavian set.

The Orlando Sentinel, December 20, 1993

Disney chairman Michael Eisner announced that Denmark would build the 12th foreign pavilion at Florida’s Epcot Center.

– “Disney meet upbeat”, Daily Variety, February 23rd, 1994

That’s from the annual shareholders’ meeting! You can’t get much more definitive an announcement than that. And yet…

Finally, despite CEO Michael Eisner’s announcement at February’s annual meeting, Expansion Plans with Copenhagen Only Tentative.

Eisner told shareholders that the deal to add Denmark to World Showcase was all but signed, but talks continue six months later.

”Both parties are re-evaluating,” Warren said. ”It still may happen, but it also may not.”

– “EPCOT: Expect Park Changes Over Time”, The Orlando Sentinel, August 15th, 1994

Uh oh…

Q. Whatever happened to Walt Disney World’s plans to add a Denmark pavilion to World Showcase at Epcot ’95?

A. The addition seems a lot less likely than it did a year ago, when Disney officials were saying they were close to signing a contract with Denmark on the project.

Pam Brandon, a spokeswoman for Epcot , said the idea hasn’t been dropped altogether, but there is no timetable for moving ahead with it.

“Denmark is definitely on hold,” Brandon said. “The thought at Epcot right now is that we’re doing more media in entertainment rather than building big buildings.

“Right now, especially in World Showcase, we’re looking more at entertainment that’s outside and giving it more a sense of place.”

Word of Walt Disney World’s interest in bringing Denmark to its World Showcase got out in late 1993. It would have been the 12th country to be featured at the park.

The Orlando Sentinel, February 3rd, 1995

Swing and a miss.

So, let’s fast-forward then, to early 2001 – before that year’s recession, attendance downturn, and terrorism-induced attendance collapse:

Contrary to Internet speculation, Lego probably won’t open a new theme park at Walt Disney World.

But the Danish construction-toy maker might have a presence on World Showcase Lagoon.

Lego officials said last year the company was talking to Disney, Universal and SeaWorld officials about possible sites for a proposed 125-acre theme park. The privately owned company already operates parks in Billund, Denmark; Windsor, England; and Carlsbad, Calif.

Instead, the toy maker has talked to Disney officials about opening a new Lego-themed attraction and store in Epcot, said a source familiar with the project.

The attraction would display various landmarks, such as the Pyramids, made out of Legos.

The two companies already have strong ties. Lego operates a store in Downtown Disney in Orlando and just opened a similar store in Anaheim as part of the new California Adventure theme park. Lego also produces a line of toys for Disney.

Disney would not comment on the project. A Lego spokesman said the company has no immediate plans for an attraction at Epcot, but wouldn’t rule out the possibility.

– “EPCOT, LEGO ARE IN TALKS”, The Orlando Sentinel, February 19th, 2001

Strike three?

So now LEGO is coming to Cypress Gardens, after thirty years of flirting with central Florida. EPCOT, of course, hasn’t seen a new World Showcase pavilion in twenty-one years. But hey, you can’t say they didn’t try.

You might notice the sad lack of images in this story, and as with most stories on the internet This Story Is Useless Without Pictures. But there has been a surprising lack of artwork from this project released or leaked over the years. Of course, if anyone wants to drop me a line with some info…

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Beach Bum Bingo

Um…

Executive Vice-President, Senior Creative Executive for Walt Disney Imagineering Tom Fitzgerald has been appointed as the senior imagineer for the Disneyland Resort. Disneyland portfolio leader Tony Baxter and Disney’s California Adventure portfolio leader Bob Weis now report to Tom Fitzgerald.

Yep. That.

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Purchasing Princess

Princess and the Frog Blu-Ray Cover Art

Disney dropped the deets today on the upcoming home video release of their recent animated feature The Princess and the Frog. The film hits store shelves on March 16th, 2010; of course, its also possibly still playing at a theater near you so if you haven’t yet – see it.

The release, unsurprisingly, follows their recent pattern of releasing a DVD, a Blu-Ray, and a DVD/Blu-Ray combo pack. No surprise there. The combo pack also includes the now-common “DisneyFile” – a version of the film suitable for portable video devices or home computers.

Details? You want details?

Princess and the Frog DVD Cover ArtSINGLE DISC DVD
$29.99 (SRP)
Pre-order here
Releases March 16th, 2010
Widescreen (2.35)
5.1 Dolby; English SDH, French and Spanish Subtitles

Bonus Features:

• Deleted Scenes
• Audio Commentary by John Musker and Ron Clements (co-writers and directors) and Peter Del Vecho (producer)
• “Never Knew I Needed” music video by Ne-Yo
• What Do You See: Princess Portraits — A bayou-style quiz tests viewers’ knowledge of all of Disney’s beautiful princesses. Ray’s firefly family creates twinkling portraits of each princess and if the player correctly identifies her, they can enjoy a tongue-cheek mini re-telling of that character’s story.

Princess and the Frog Blu-Ray Cover ArtSINGLE DISC BLU-RAY
$39.99 (SRP)
Pre-order here
Releases March 16th, 2010
1.78:1 Aspect Ratio
English 5.1 DTS-HD ; English SDH, French and Spanish Subtitles

Bonus Features include everything from the DVD release plus:

• Magic In The Bayou: The Making of A Princess — Co-writers and directors John Musker and Ron Clements take a freewheeling, behind-the-scenes look at the making of Disney’s newest animated film as it grows from an initial concept to a lavish animated film set in the enchanting world of New Orleans and the surrounding bayous.
• The Return To Hand Drawn Animation
• The Disney Legacy
• Disney’s Newest Princess
• The Princess and the Animator
• Conjuring The Villain
• A Return To The Animated Musical
• Bringing Life to Animation with an introduction by John Musker and Ron Clements.
• Deleted Scenes introduced by the filmmakers
• Art Galleries — A collection of storyboard art traces the visual development of The Princess and the Frog’s rich gallery of characters and settings.

BLU-RAY + DVD COMBO PACK
$44.99 (SRP)
Pre-order here
Releases March 16th, 2010

The combo pack contains all of the above, plus the digital DisneyFile copy of the film.

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A Peek At Hong Kong’s Eleventy Billion New Attractions…

The Ministry of Information has released this new propaganda video about the expansion now under construction at Hong Kong Disneyland. It’s mostly fluff, but there are some nice peeks at unseen art and models for Mystic Harbor (yay!), Grizzly Trail (meh!) and Toy Story Land (BOO!). Actually, that “meh” for Grizzly Trail is probably unfair on my part; while the rest of the land consists mostly of the “spraying water on people” play areas that I hate so much, the actual Big Grizzly Mountain Coaster itself might prove to be more interesting than originally thought. We know that it’ll incorporate some of the tricks first introduced in Expedition Everest, and that it’ll also feature actual audio-animatronics in the show scenes. The storyboards and models of the bear-based gags on display at the D23 Expo were reminiscent of Marc Davis’s old ursine story sketches, so that’s always a hopeful sign.

I will say one thing to whoever it is at WDI or in Burbank that decided to institute the policy of “fudging” the attraction numbers: STOP. For the love of Walt, please stop. You’re ridiculous. I get it that “attraction” is a nebulous label that doesn’t constrain you like “ride” or “show” would. I get it that a popcorn wagon could be an “attraction” if you decide that you really don’t care how much contempt you show for your guests. But this little scam that you seem intent on perpetrating with the Hong Kong park in particular is becoming a little transparent and threadbare.

When you send your people on camera to make ridiculous claims about attraction counts – even if you counted every shrubbery in the park, I don’t think you’d match that number – you not only strip them of their credibility and make them look ridiculous, but you also further devalue the word of the company that has already been pushed to all-time lows during the Pressler-Rasulo years.

So stop spritzing us with Beverly and telling us it’s rain. If you know it’s not true, and we know it’s not true, then why go to the energy of pushing the lie in the first place? Or is it just a distraction to keep me from spending this entire post whinging and grousing about Toy Story Land? Because if so… well played, sirs.

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