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Some Pictures Don’t Need The Family

In scanning some things from a 1974 GAF guide to Walt Disney World, I came across some excellent photography “tips” that I’ll share with you soon. One, though, I found far too hilarious to hold back; it’s so good that it deserves a post of its own. The pearl of wisdom that GAF chose to share with Disney guests? Some pictures don’t need the family!

Photo tip from 1974 GAF guide to Walt Disney World

Now, I’m not saying that I don’t agree with the sentiment. And yeah, it’d be much better to have that sweet picture of the Nautilus, especially since the polyester family of the future didn’t know that Michael Eisner was a big dumb stinky jerk and would come around in twenty years to ruin their happy little memories by putting their favorite attraction “under refurbishment” permanently. But couldn’t there have been a way to phrase this tip a little more… elegantly?

Somehow I can’t exactly see this tip making its way into official Disney material these days. Or a sentence like “Family pictures are important but a few go a long way”. In fact, I don’t think I’ve seen a Disney-produced photograph of an actual attraction in the last 5 years. Everything’s a moppet through a fisheye lens and some kind of diffusion filter. Haven’t they heard? Some pictures don’t need the family!

Just remember – the next time you’re in the Magic Kingdom, ask the wife and kids to step to the side. A little more. Just a little more…

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November At The Walt Disney Family Museum

Walt Disney Family Museum logoOne of the things I’ve been most remiss in covering recently has been this month’s opening of the Walt Disney Family Museum. Sadly, due to circumstances beyond my control I was unable to attend the previews at the end of September, so I’ve had to miss out on all the historical goodness that Diane Disney Miller and her family have been whipping up in San Francisco. Have I missed my only chance to meet Ron Miller? Oh, I hope not.

Thankfully, the Walt Disney Family Foundation has really raised its visibility lately with a number of high-profile projects as it continues its mission to increase the focus on the man behind the mouse. The end result has been some great new research and scholarship about the talented artists and filmmakers upon whose work the Disney reputation was founded, and a number of books and film projects to help tell these stories. The end effect is to shine a light on the truly great work that Disney oversaw in his time, and to remind us all why we share this strange obsession.

It’s hard to explain to someone today about why one loves Disney, when to them that means High School Musical, cheesy pop divas, or G-Force. Even I need to be reminded sometimes about Walt and Roy, Marc Davis and John Hench, Mary Blair and Herbie Ryman, or The Three Caballeros and Project Florida. As the Walt Disney Family Foundation increases their efforts after the long, hard struggle to bring this museum into existence, hopefully it’ll be easier for us to remember why we care in the first place.

In any case, they’re off to a great start. The museum looks incredible; Diane and her crew, which included a who’s-who of prominent Disney historians and scholars, have crafted a thoroughly modern museum experience that blends wonderfully into its restored facilities in San Francisco’s Presidio. There’s very little I can tell you here that can’t be found in the barrage of press coverage from earlier this month, or the coverage provided by any number of Disney-related blogs this month; I encourage you to take a look at that coverage if you haven’t already.

One of the great things about the museum is that it’s providing a range of activities and programs that have, so far, focused on a number of topics dear to Disney fans. This November will be no different, with a slate of fascinating programs and screenings that are sure to fill me with angst that I’m 3,000 miles away. Most of these take place in the museum’s 140-seat theater. Check it out, and consult the museum’s website for more information:

November 2009 Events Calendar

FILM

Film of the Month: Sleeping Beauty
Sleeping Beauty runs until November 20th

12:30pm, 3:30pm, 6:30pm, Theater
tickets available online at www.waltdisney.com

The classic fairy tale of a princely kiss awaking a beautiful princess from a deep sleep is the subject of Walt Disney’s Sleeping Beauty. Throughout the month of November, relive or discover for the first time the visually stunning animated feature, Sleeping Beauty as we celebrate the 50th anniversary of this incredible film.

November 14 – International Animation Festival and the Screening of the Alice Comedies
Landmark Theatres Embarcadero Center Cinema
tickets available on the SF Film Society website at www.sffs.org/content.aspx?pageid=1394

Walt Disney’s first successful series of films, the Alice Comedies, were built around a clever special-effects idea: a real little girl entering a cartoon world and interacting with the cartoon characters. The Walt Disney Family Museum will partner with the San Francisco International Animation Festival to present these charming films. A selection of the Alice Comedies can be seen during the Festival on Saturday, November 14 at the Embarcadero Cinema.

November 27 – Christmas with Walt Disney (Special Holiday Film Begins)
12:30pm, 3:30pm, 6:30pm, Theater
tickets available online at www.waltdisney.com

Walt Disney’s Christmases past are remembered in this special holiday screening that includes Walt’s “Nutcracker Suite” from Fantasia (1940), Pluto’s Christmas Tree (1952), scenes from the television Christmas specials, and rarely seen home movies of Walt at home with his family. See how Walt celebrated this beloved holiday at the Studio, at Disneyland, and at home.

LECTURE

November 21 – The Art of Sleeping Beauty with Lella Smith
3:00 pm, Theater
tickets available online at www.waltdisney.com

The rich tapestry appearance is the visual hallmark of Sleeping Beauty and the primary vision of animator Eyvind Earle. Lella Smith, Creative Director of Walt Disney Animation Studios Research Library, will discuss the unique art and design that brought Princess Aurora and her magical world to life 50 years ago.

November 22 – Sleeping Beauty’s Castle and Beyond: The Designs and Art of Herb Ryman
3:00 pm, Theater
tickets available online at www.waltdisney.org

The first glimpse of the gleaming white towers of “Sleeping Beauty’s Castle” is a moment that few forget. But, who designed Disneyland’s most recognizable landmark and the dream home of many a prince and princess? Here is the opportunity to discover the creativity of an early Imagineer, Herb Ryman, from Marty Sklar, former International Ambassador for Walt Disney Imagineering.

Mr. Sklar, who was with the Walt Disney Company and Walt Disney Imagineering for 53 years, will talk about the extraordinary talent of Herb Ryman that went beyond his work at Disneyland by sharing his art and designs.

Who out there, besides me, is dying to shell out some cash for a DVD of Christmas with Walt Disney?

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DISNEY WORLD HATES YOU AND YOUR STUPID FACE!!

Disney World hates and mocks you. From 1971:

All that was missing was the countdown voice-over and the mushroom cloud. And is that Orson Welles at the end?!

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I’m So, So Sorry

There are a lot of things that I’m dying to write about, which only makes me more sad that I’ve spent the entire day in bed due to some insane illness and haven’t wanted to sit up, much less blog. I thought I’d take a break from my fever dreams to give you one, with some of my favorite (?) old-fashioned nightmare fuel from Disney’s past:

This clip, from 1978’s Christmas at Walt Disney World, shows that no matter how much we despair at Disney’s current state of affairs, it could be worse. Sure the specials they air today are full of fluff and nonsense, and are filmed and edited with the finesse of an MTV commercial on meth, but at least they don’t cause night terrors like this.

There’ really so much here to both confound and enrage (please enjoy the acting! of all the background players), but I’m too wiped out to know where to begin. Enjoy the footage of the Fort Wilderness Railroad, though…

And, as I say, please forgive me for inflicting this on you. It’s the fever, I swear.

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Say, Nice Package!

1978 ad for the Magic Kingdom Club

Back in the good ol’ days, Disney fans didn’t have to shell out big bucks to get quality discounts on rooms at Walt Disney World. The Magic Kingdom Club was created as a benefit that companies nationwide could purchase for their employees. If your employer had an agreement with Disney, and very many did, you could sign up for a free membership that got you a subscription to Disney News magazine and a number of discounts on rooms and tickets in Orlando. It was always exciting when the new MKC cards showed up, and as a kid it was one of the few things that I carried around in my silly velcro wallet.

But enough history – time to book a room! What package do you choose? I’m torn between staying on the monorail line at my favorite resort, the Polynesian, where five days and four nights would set me back $165, and going hog-wild and shelling out a whopping $214 for a five-day four-night World Vacation in a Treehouse Villa. Those soggy bus rides back from River Country might be a problem, though…

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