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I Know Who Murph Is…

I encourage everyone to check out a superb recent story on Passport to Dreams Old & New about the various newspapers printed for Walt Disney World guests during the 1970s. It’s so good I’ll even forgive Foxx for beating me to the punch on the story.

But one of my favorite elements singled out in that story is something that has long amused me as well – the pen names under which various Disney newspaper columns were written in the 1970s. I’m thinking specifically of “Murph”, the mysterious author of the “Green Scene” golfing column. But, the story asks, who is the mysterious Murph? I was excited to find this question, because I knew the answer – at least, I thought I knew.

Murph rang a bell because I knew full well that there was a running column in Eyes and Ears, the Walt Disney World cast newspaper, during the 1970s that covered cast activities and intramural sports. The title? “Murph’s Sports Line.” Surely, I thought, this must be the same Murph – a sports-crazed cast member turned cub reporter that spent his time in the swinging seventies writing about the recreational activities onstage and off. But as I went to find a few key facts so I could post this tale, I came across a shocking discovery – MURPH WAS NOT MURPH!

At the last moment, I came across this passage in an Eyes and Ears from November 21st, 1975:

The EYES & EARS brings you “Murph’s Sports Line” each week. The “Line” is written by Thom Murphy of Cast Activities. Our sports column is not to be confused with the sports column “Green Scene” published in the WORLD NEWS by our Marketing Division and written by Craig Murray who uses the pen name of Murph.

Aha! So Murph wasn’t even Murph! For some reason, Craig Murray in the marketing department decided to swipe the manly yet mysteriously moniker for himself, leaving the actual, legitimate Murph – Thom Murphy – to have to explain himself in his own column!

I’m just so excited that, in the wonderfully mom-and-pop Walt Disney World of the 1970s, someone felt it necessary to sort this out. Don’t go thinking that this Murph is the same as that Murph! I wonder if Murph, for whatever reason, felt it necessary to disavow “Green Scene”? Perhaps he felt it so inferior that he needed to underscore that it was not his responsibility. Whatever the case, history must be grateful that they chose to clear things up.

Now the search begins for Mr. Murray and Mr. Murphy…

Here’s the entire page from the 1975 Eyes and Ears featuring Murph’s column; it really gives an idea of all the shenanigans that were constantly underway back in those days.

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You Did Not Expect To See This Today.

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Continue reading You Did Not Expect To See This Today.

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Walt Disney Wearing Funny Hats

Here, courtesy of the events at Destination D, are a series of pictures of Walt Disney in funny hats. This seems to have happened more often than one might think – the Wonderful World of Color shows are often a rich source of Walt Disney in funny hats.

I’m drawn to Walt Disney in funny hats for the same reason that I really enjoy any of the Disney family home movies – Walt’s a real cutup. I wish there was far more film of him in circulation than there is. It’s clear that even though he could be a really serious guy with an extremely stressful life he could also be a total goofball… who enjoyed wearing funny hats.

Yeah, I really don’t have anything of import to say about this. I just love pictures of Walt Disney in funny hats.

This one’s a two-fer. Walt Disney in a funny hat, and Walt Disney riding on a train!
Here’s Walt in a funny straw hat; thankfully, Lillian doesn’t seem to mind!
Walt and a “NextGen” Disney, both in funny and license-appropriate hats!
One of the benefits of being a young Disney is free access to all the funny hats you want (I really like this picture, btw)
The “El Grupo” trip to South America was a goldmine for fans of Walt Disney and funny hats
See? It’s also amazing how much he looks like his nephew Roy E. Disney in this picture.
An example of the ever-elusive “picture of Lillian Disney wearing a funny hat”! Cute picture, too.
I’ll leave you with this, because this might literally be the best thing ever.

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Lost Disneylandia

One of the highlights of the recent Destination D event was a great presentation by Imagineer Dave Fisher about the creation of Disneyland, with a focus on attractions that were planned but never built. This is always a rich topic for discussion, as could be seen in Fisher’s presentation; while some of these lost attractions were things I’ve heard of before, several turned out to be complete surprises. Others were projects that are publicly known, but for which art has never been released. Here are a few of the more interesting pieces of artwork that I managed to photograph.

We’ll start with some ideas dating back to Disneyland’s construction. Many concepts were thrown out in those early days, as WED Imagineers attempted to get a handle on what, exactly, this new park was going to be. No one had seen a Disneyland before, and these concepts show just how different things could have been.

This concept for a “Crocodile Aquarium” is reminiscent of some of the great old roadside attractions in Florida
Rendering of a proposed Ferris Wheel based on The Old Mill for Fantasyland. While never built in Disneyland, a similar attraction was installed at Disneyland Paris but it has been inoperational since 2002.
Here’s yet another member of the pantheon of abandoned circus attractions proposed for Disneyland; note the pink elephants, the Tweedles on the high wire, and the rather unsettling GIANT EAGLE on the left
While the spinning Teacups did make it into Disneyland on opening day, this early concept featured an animated centerpiece with the Mad Hatter and March Hare

The majority of the abandoned concepts seem to have been developed for Fantasyland and Tomorrowland. These two lands were hit hard by the financial constraints that overshadowed Disneyland’s construction; Walt at one point actually decided that Tomorrowland’s debut would be delayed until after the park’s opening. When he decided that the park should have a full roster of lands on opening day after all, there was a concerted rush to fill those show buildings with… something. Anything, actually. Disney, in an attempt to fill that empty space, contacted a number of American industries to see if they’d sponsor corporate displays and exhibits in the park. That’s why Tomorrowland in those early days was filled with oddities like Crane’s “Bathroom of Tomorrow”, the Kaiser Aluminum Hall of Fame, Monsanto’s Hall of Chemistry, and, of course, the American Dairy Association’s “Dairy Bar.” There’s a reason why Tomorrowland had two major renovations in its first fifteen years. Still, though, there were some ideas that didn’t make the cut…

Western Union Intrafax Exhibit

This proposed display would showcase Western Union’s “Intrafax,” an early implementation of fax technology developed in the 1950s that could transmit documents within offices or over short distances.

Meteorite! Construction block of the universe! Behind the “pebble from outer space,” note the sign proclaiming “See The Moon Now – Special Vacation Rates.”

If these exhibits proved a bit too tame for your tastes, how about this rendering for a Tomorrowland Uranium Mine? Guests would surround the planter space and scan for uranium with their very own geiger counters!

Mining for uranium in Tomorrowland

This next one might be my favorite. Why don’t they have this today? Solar Nescafe – make it happen, Disney!

COFFEE MADE BY THE SUN!!

And here’s a swanky kiosk for Coppertone, which looks like it probably was developed during a later era:

Cancer made by the sun!!

Here’s an unusual concept for Tomorrowland from very early on; it looks like Fritz Lang meets The Wizard of Oz:

Off to see the Wizard!

It’s well known that a number of ideas were developed over the years to expand Main Street U.S.A. International Street and Liberty Street were proposed for the area off of town square next to the Opera House, while Edison Square would have connected to the Plaza between the former Red Wagon Inn and Main Street. Apparently a later proposal was to reimagine that concept as Gay Nineties Square, which was news to me.

A rendering of the “Hall of the Declaration of Independence,” one of the two shows intended for Liberty Street
A map of the proposed Edison Square expansion

Edison Square would have featured a series of dioramas depicting Thomas Edison’s laboratory and his great discoveries. It would also showcase a series of walk-through displays showing innovations in home appliances – an idea that would soon evolve into the Carousel of Progress.

One diorama from Edison Square would show Edison’s laboratory in Menlo Park
One of the scenes in Edison Square would have been this “contemporary interior” – a penthouse apartment in New York City with a roof garden
The facades of Edison Square would resemble different turn-of-the-century cities, including Chicago (shown here). Other facades included San Francisco and New York City.
Gay Nineties Square, a concept developed from Edison Square. The exhibit buildings were themed to St. Louis, Chicago, Boston, San Francisco, and New York.

Of course, aside from these major expansions, there were a number of other attractions proposed during the years. How about a ride that would make use of all those giant dinosaurs returning to Disneyland from Ford’s Magic Skyway at the 1964/65 World’s Fair?

This proposed boat ride would have used the prehistoric scenes from Magic Skyway

Or how about this crazy idea for a very early simulator attraction that would take guests into a swirling hurricane? Many, many years later this idea would resurface as StormRider at Tokyo DisneySea; its ride system even resembles that park’s 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea dark ride. Sometimes it’s scary how forward-thinking WED was.

Capsule for hurricane ride
Guests ride into the “hurricane”
View from the ride vehicle in the hurricane simulator

Then there were a number of proposals to transform Storybookland into something called “Garden of the Gods”:

Garden of the Gods ride vehicle
One can see how the layout of Garden of the Gods would have matched the current Storybookland; it would have always featured a lot of fountains!
A snowy village from Garden of the Gods
“Look kids, Hades!”
Even Chernabog made an appearance in Garden of the Gods!

As time went on, Imagineers sought to mine current Disney films for new attractions. After Walt’s death, they were almost never successful. When even hit films like The Love Bug couldn’t get an attraction greenlit…

Families leap between buildings in The Love Bug. Where exactly did WED think this attraction should go? On the other hand, it would have actually been appropriate for California Adventure as it took place in San Francisco.
Ride vehicles would split in half for the ride’s finale

… then what hope did a film like The Black Hole have? Expecting the movie to become a big hit, WED designed this ride-through shooting gallery based on the robots from the film. When The Black Hole flopped, the idea was adapted for another upcoming sci-fi film, TRON. When that didn’t become a hit either, the concept lay dormant until it was revived as Buzz Lightyear’s Space Ranger Spin.

Concept for The Black Hole shooter ride
Um, where’s V.I.N.CENT?

There was even a boat ride proposed for the animated flop The Black Cauldron! One can see how the designs for this attraction influenced EPCOT’s Maelstrom.

“Thou art not the first to pass this way!”

Lastly, there were a number of concepts created in later years to fill the Carousel Theater in Tomorrowland (which I hope some of our resident super-geniuses will elaborate on). The one shown below would have re-themed the building as the “Star Palace” theater featuring an alien musical revue. One concept, developed in the Captain EO era, even included a moonwalking Michael Jackson animatronic.

Exterior of the remodeled theater
The alien show inside the Carousel Theater
P.T. Quantum was one of the proposed hosts for the show
Look, it’s Harmon Nee from the Star Palace! Don’t forget the “boyish freckles”…
And Mel O’Dee, the “Irish Micronaut!”

It’s time to discuss sexual dimorphism in Micronauts, as depicted by Mel O’Dee – the “Irish Micronaut.” Because, apparently, every planet has an Ireland. So you won’t have to squint, here are her features as described in the stylesheet: She has a smaller nose and softer features overall! She sports an aviator’s scarf and lambskin collar, and the back of her jacket has an alien war campaign insignia reminiscent of Disney’s WWII bomber nose art! She’s “fun and feisty” – a “Marion Ravenwood type,” as indicated by her “sexy pelvic tilt!” Note her “more delicate” “female fingers” and toes, and “higher waist, slimmer body!” Dimorphism! And if you couldn’t tell, “She plays the raucous stuff; he, the softer, prettier passages.”

And, if you weren’t sold on the concept, there’s this:

“Wild and Untamed Huge Hooters from Hoth”

Hey, not everything can be Western River Expedition!

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I Demand This. Now.

Oh man. Now I know what’s first on my Christmas list.

That is so awesome.

All your fancy RFID, NextGen technology and what does it get you?? Not your own personal V.I.N.CENT, that’s for sure!

It’s like having your own personal Roddy McDowall. Genius. Although it’s funny, because the commercial really feels like a spoof. Oh, the 80s.

As long as your messed up neighbor kid didn’t have his own Maximillian. Things could get nasty quick.

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