From the Eyes & Ears of Walt Disney World, March 18, 1977:
I don’t know exactly why this amuses me as much as it does. Perhaps it’s the boldly declarative title announcing, without apparent excitement, “FROZEN MEAT SALE.” Perhaps it’s the fact that the Gourmet Pantry somehow found themselves with an “abundance” of frozen meat – enough of a surplus, in fact, that they’re being forced to offer it to cast members at a deep discount. Wait a minute – why does the Gourmet Pantry have frozen meat in the first place?
Please remember, though – whatever you do, do not telephone the Gourmet Pantry asking them to hold meat for you. That’s just rude. Didn’t your mother teach you anything?