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The Scriptorium – The Muppet Man

I first heard about The Muppet Man last December when it received a great deal of publicity due to its appearance at the top of the fabled “Black List.” The list, which has become something of a big deal, is an annual ranking of that year’s best unproduced scripts circulating around Hollywood. Making the list is now a badge of honor for screenwriters, and sometimes leads to high-profile pickups for scripts that are spotlighted.

The Muppet Man made news not only for its growing buzz as a screenplay, but for its content; it’s an unconventional biopic of Muppet creator Jim Henson, interspersing scenes from Henson’s life with vignettes from the Muppet world. Even stranger, it was written on spec by unknown young screenwriter Christopher Weekes without permission from the Henson family – pretty much guaranteeing that it would never be filmed unless it miraculously received the Hensons’ approval.

Oddly enough, the Henson company purchased rights to the script, but development remains at a standstill due to those ol’ “creative differences.” The problem is that Weekes wrote this biographical film without any knowledge whatsoever about Henson or his life save for what he could glean from Wikipedia and similar sources. It’s a biography rooted in speculation, so perhaps unsurprisingly the Henson family is reluctant to film a script that depicts their patriarch’s marriage and last days from such an uninformed perspective. According to the L.A. Times, the Hensons want to lighten the tone of the film and make it a more conventional Muppet tale. For now, the script remains unproduced.

It’s always risky to judge a film solely by the script; there can be a big difference between what’s on the page and what’s on the screen, and reading a script is simply a much different experience. I feel safe talking about The Muppet Man, though, because not only will it probably never actually be filmed, but it’s also so laden with cliche that no amount of visual whiz-bangery could enliven the more leaden elements of the screenplay.

I find myself despairing for Hollywood if The Muppet Man truly represents the best unproduced screenplay in town. At its core, it’s a very rote by-the-numbers biopic that’s straight out of “Misunderstood Creative Type” 101; you’ve already seen most of it a thousand times before. While there are elements of the story that provide a momentary spark or indicate interesting directions in which the film could go, these threads are quickly ignored or abandoned. In effect, the script reads like a checklist of Henson’s accomplishments and any interesting examination or introspection about the man is eschewed in favor of moving along to check another item off the list.

I’m an enormous fan of Henson and the Muppets, but I never knew anything about his private life or the creative process behind the development of the Muppet films and shows. This script certainly doesn’t shed much light on the man or his creations, a situation made worse when you realize that what vignettes that are shown are probably completely fabricated.

The script – the draft I read was dated August of 2008 – interweaves three basic storylines. The first follows Henson through the days before his death in 1990. These scenes serve to link a series of flashbacks that begin with Henson’s high school days in the 1950s and carry through to his successes as he builds his company in the 60s and 70s. A third storyline bookends the film, and takes place within the surreal Muppet world of “Moo York City.”

These Muppet sequences are, perhaps unsurprisingly, receiving the most attention for their “edgy” overtones. They follow a grizzled, middle-aged Kermit the Frog as he attempts to cope with Miss Piggy’s marriage to another. The sight-gag heavy world of Moo York is strongly reminiscent of Toontown from Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, and we come to learn that Kermit and Piggy’s alienation is intended to mirror the real-world separation of Henson and his wife Jane.

But while these scenes might get the most press, the majority of the film is spent in the “real” world. The scenes from 1990 follow Henson as he becomes progressively more ill, rebuffing the constant efforts of his colleagues and family to have him see a doctor. We follow Henson from New York to Los Angeles, where he does an appearance on The Arsenio Hall Show; his return to New York and subsequent trip to North Carolina, where Henson and his daughter Lisa visit his parents, follow an increasingly predictable pattern. Henson staggers around coughing, looking progressively more pale and drawn, and sleeps a lot. It’s about as entertaining as it sounds, too. Everyone he comes in contact with urges him to do two things – see a doctor, and call his wife. Despite the constant repetition of these exhortations, Henson does neither until it’s too late.

In fact, the gist of the film seems to be that everything would have just been OK had Henson called his wife. The flashbacks are filled with instances of people telling him to call Jane, which he never seems to do. Their marriage never seems to have any clear-cut conflict; he doesn’t fool around, he’s a good father, and his work demands aren’t portrayed as any more unreasonable than any other filmmaker. Yet throughout their marriage, Jane is by turns supportive and a flight risk; she cries – a lot – and tends to walk out on Henson with little provocation.

The bulk of the film takes place in flashbacks, which is unfortunate as those are the script’s weakest points. Young Henson is an affable oddball with a straightlaced father who just doesn’t understand Henson’s puppetry shenanigans. The whole setup is well-worn, to say the least – Henson gets pressured into dating a girl, takes out the pretty blonde who is initially put off by his social awkwardness, and he forces her to go see a monster movie while remaining completely unaware of her indifference. Later, when Henson meets his future wife at college, she’s dating – wait for it – a handsome jock! Even the means by which the flashbacks are introduced is creakily familiar; a character in the present day says something unexpected, Henson is shocked, and – surprise – we find out that the person who was speaking is now someone completely different, and we’re now in a flashback.

The cliches don’t end there. There are several scenes of Henson performing his early routines for skeptical executives or television crews, only to win them over immediately with his antics. There are cigar-chomping agents and businessmen, all of whom call Henson “kid” and “Jimbo” and speak in absurd showbiz patois. There’s the initial thrill of a first major success, followed immediately by a return home and – wait – are those police lights flashing in front of Henson’s house?

Weekes even uses, repeatedly, the oldest trick in the book for these biopics – the idea of “spontaneously” creating some famous idea/skit/character/song from random stimuli in the environment. The grouchy waiter at a dirty diner Henson visits is named Oscar? I bet we’ll be seeing that name again! Henson’s son is scared of monsters? What if this new character Grover is scared of monsters too? These vignettes might be true for all I know, but they’re all presented in such a gimmicky way that it stretches credibility.

Perhaps these cliches are so much more apparent because the Muppet films, especially The Muppets Take Manhattan, are themselves intentional spoofs of the “let’s put on a show!” tradition of corny old showbiz films. To take those same cigar-chomping cliches and repeat them creates some sort of feedback loop, as the script about Henson seems to rip off Henson’s own spoofs of hoary Hollywood tropes. There’s no deconstruction or synthesis in Weekes’s script, merely emulation.

But aside from the by-the-book personal tragedies and relationship difficulties, Henson’s professional rise is depicted as nothing less than meteoric. Everyone is immediately won over by his work; there are many scenes of studio crews reduced to hysterics and “rolling” with laughter as he performs. Even the Muppeteers themselves aren’t immune; any time we see the Muppets filming, Henson and his staff can barely keep themselves from cracking up at their own material. There are really no hindrances to his success; everything Henson wants to do, he pretty much gets to do. At times this makes him seem flighty, as we really get no reason for why he’ll suddenly want to do serious art or installation pieces, and then decide to go film children’s programming. There’s no insight; again, you just feel as if the screenwriter is ticking off accomplishments from a list without knowing why the decisions were ever made.

When Henson succeeds, though, he really succeeds – I don’t think there’s a single television set in the entire movie that isn’t tuned to one of his shows. At one point Henson looks out the window of his flat to see a number of other apartments, all full of children watching Sesame Street. In 1990, Henson awakes to find a television airing a 24-hour marathon of The Muppet Show. Trust me, if a television station in North Carolina had been airing 24-hour marathons of The Muppet Show in 1990 I would have known about it.

The most successful elements of the film are those where the human and Muppet worlds collide. In the start of the film, one worries that these moments will become irritating. They’re introduced as a series of Henson’s delusions, where a Muppet will come up to him and say something unexpected and – surprise! – he realizes it’s actually a member of his staff or one of his friends. Henson’s continued bewilderment in these moments makes them merely repetitious instead of interesting. Then, instead of using the Muppet interactions as a useful narrative conceit, the script proceeds to mostly forget about them for huge chunks of time.

The Muppets – mostly Kermit – do show up randomly throughout Henson’s life, mainly serving to mirror significant moments in his relationship with Jane. There’s very little interaction between the human and Muppet characters, though; an entire musical number is staged around Henson after he successfully proposes to Jane, yet neither of them notice. The entire concept of Kermit as an avatar for Henson is limited to the Frog sitting at Jim’s side during these moments, while Jane is mirrored by Miss Piggy. This would be ok, and could be quite amusing, if it weren’t always just a bit too on-the-nose. It doesn’t help that most of these montages – and there are a lot of montages in this film – are set to various songs from the Muppet films. What’s more, they’re deliberately staged to mimic those specific scenes from the original films. The end effect of this, at least from reading the screenplay, is to make me want to put down the script and turn on one of the Muppet films. Callbacks and references are one thing, but this is often straight-up mimicry. The more successful Muppet moments are when the worlds blend together in a less referential and more surreal manner, such as when Henson and his wife are shown their new apartment in New York by a couple of Muppet realtors.

The best bits come towards the end of the script, which is probably no surprise since these scenes best match actual events. It’s obvious that Henson’s death would be poignant and affecting, and it seems so much more tragic due to its sheer unnecessary and preventable nature. In fact, I wasn’t at all sure that I wanted to read a script or watch a film that focused on these events. After all, one could make a pretty fascinating biography of Walt Disney, but I wouldn’t want it to be based solely on those last few weeks of him skulking around the studio coughing loudly.

Strange, then, that while the film lingers too much on Henson’s declining days, it finally clicks as he’s nearing the end. The line between worlds finally breaks down, and the idea of Kermit acting as a sort of Jiminy Cricket figure for Henson finally pays off when the Frog appears at Henson’s bedside for an honest conversation between two old campaigners about mortality and their respective loves. After so much time spent on the cliched rehash of Henson’s life, this one scene shows the unexplored potential of the film. It’s good – and it make me re-think entirely the potential of making a film about Henson.

Henson’s death and the subsequent memorial are, as expected, incredibly affecting. This is most likely due to the fact that it was lifted wholecloth from the actual events – you can even find footage of the real service on YouTube, and the script copies it nearly verbatim. The whole thing wraps up with a postscript in the Muppet world – after all, as Kermit says, you can’t end the film on such a down note – but like so much else in the script a good idea is spoilt by a lack of focus. Kermit, inspired by Jim’s actions, wrenches Piggy from the arms of her self-absorbed new love; there’s a wedding, and the events culminate with a Muppet version of Jim Henson arriving to join them for a final number. This is almost the perfect way to end such a film – Muppet Henson and all his creations in a sort of puppety Valhalla – but there’s too much going on. There’s the wedding, and then Animal goes nuts and tears down the church, then they’re on a soundstage, and there’s rainbows and singing… it’s just too much, and it muddles the message.

That’s pretty much the problem with the entire film. What are we supposed to take away from this? See a doctor? Call your wife? Don’t be such a creative genius or your wife will leave you? Subjects float in the background but are never meaningfully addressed – Henson’s desire to simultaneously be a serious artist and a entertainer of the masses, the commercialization and corporatization of his productions, and the urge to innovate vs. the push to repeat past successes would all be fodder for an interesting screenplay. Other key events in Henson’s life, such as his plans to sell his company to Disney and increase his creative activities, are ignored completely. And, in the end, who was Henson? Aside from finding out that he was a quiet, nice guy who was really creative (which we already knew), there’s not a lot to walk away with.

The idea behind The Muppet Man is sound. Perhaps that’s why the Henson company wound up buying the script; a complete rewrite that retains the successful concepts of the current script could be quite enjoyable. What’s inexplicable, though, is how this script is receiving so much attention in Hollywood for being a dark and edgy look at Henson, when in fact its observations seem facile and one feels that it barely scratches the surface of what might have made the man so truly fascinating. That’s a script that I’d like to see.

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6 comments to The Scriptorium – The Muppet Man

  • AJ

    Isn’t it shocking that we’re in an age where someone can write a full-length screenplay biography based on semi-shoddy information found on the internet? Thanks for the review of the script; I’ve been interested in this film since reading the black list a couple of months ago. I would like to see the film made, but not in its current incarnation, or a too-happy Henson family version. Perhaps a second screenwriter/mediator/outside perspective is needed.

  • Indeed it is shocking. While films in the 30s and 40s made stuff up all the time to streamline or juice up real-world stories, this one feels like it was just made via cut-and-paste. It would be one thing if it were an insanely elaborated distortion of Henson’s life, but instead it’s a really dull rehash with a lot of specific details plugged in. You wind up feeling like Henson’s life had to be way more interesting than it’s depicted.

    I hate to rag on the screenwriter because he was obviously trying to do something ambitious, and the fundamental idea is sound, but the execution is lacking.

    Another perspective is needed. I had intended to suggest this in the article but forgot – I think this would be the perfect material for someone in the Kaufman/Gondry/Jonze sphere. You’d have to keep an eye on it to make sure it wouldn’t become too twee, or too dark, or too caught up in its own style at the expense of the characters. But there’s a lot of potential.

  • John Nicholas

    I couldn’t disagree more. I actually thought it was one of the best scripts I’ve ever read. I read it late last year before the blacklist and have been a supporter and follower of it since.

    I’d go so far as to disagree with almost every point you mentioned above. It had everything I wanted from a movie about Jim Henson. The thing I LOVE… LOVE… about this script is the way it made Jim out to be a master of his own fate. There was no “mis-understood” artist as you claimed (btw – you contradict yourself with that statement when half way through your rant you say there is no moment in the script where Jim is witness to his own failure… hence by your own analogy… where is the “mis-understood” part) Most of the story I read was about a guy juggling work and family… and btw – the reason there’s a biopic of Jim Henson and not of you is that he WAS extraordinary. It’s not about a guy who writes Disney Blogs.

    Personally I thought it was easily the best thing I read last year – and my job INVOLVES reading scripts all day. If you had a problem with this screenplay, dude, you might want to take a look at some of the films you’re idolising on here. There aren’t many better than it out there. I’m guessing you’re just hating on it because you didn’t think of it first.

  • Hilariously ad-hominem counterarguments aside, I’m glad to see someone with a contradictory opinion speak up.

    I’ll have to disagree that there’s no element of the misunderstood artist trope, and that my statements were contradictory. There’s plenty of instances in the script of Jim being the awkward artist, especially towards the beginning as we see him bumbling around with the girls he dates. There’s less of this as the film progresses, but for a while there the same scene plays out – Jim shows up or starts to do a routine, people wonder who the nerd with the puppet is and roll their eyes, and then Jim blows them away. That’s what I mean when I say that everything comes fairly easily for him during his professional ascent – time and again we see him achieve instant success with whatever he tries.

    It’s true that there’s a moment very late in the script where it mentions his less successful post-Muppet projects, but this is conveyed by a lengthy scene of him watching Mary Hart talk about it on Entertainment Tonight. Never do we find out why Jim decided to make those different pictures, or how he felt about them, whether he thought they were successful, or what he thought of the public’s ambivalence. We just find out what Mary Hart thinks. Nor is it mentioned that Jim was actually very busy at this time with new projects, and was on the verge of selling his company to Disney to take on some big new creative assignments.

    And yes, Henson *was* extraordinary. And that’s the problem – there’s none of that in the script. Never do we see him in the real act of creation, or see any of the thought that went in to those great productions. We just see them kinda work on a project for a scene or two, then it’s done, then people talk about him being a genius, and then it’s on to the next thing. We see a few brief scenes of the atmosphere in the Muppet workshop, but knowing that all those scenes are completely fabricated without any basis in reality robs them of their value. And all the bits of him “juggling work and family” have been seen a billion times before, and there’s really no indication here of why Henson does what he does. He likes puppets, and making TV shows. That’s pretty much it. Maybe that’s all there actually was to it in real life, but I doubt it.

    As to me wishing I’d thought of this first – no. I am not a screenwriter, nor do I wish to be one. The money would be nice, though. But saying that your opinion is more valuable because you read scripts all day doesn’t really sway me considering that most of the scripts that get greenlit these days are garbage. Now, I don’t know you and you might be the most insightful script reader in Hollywood, but just having that position doesn’t lend a lot of immediate credence sight unseen.

    Would this be the worst film of the year if this script was filmed as-is? Far from it. It would, in the hands of a capable director, probably be quite enjoyable and have some really memorable scenes – it is a good underlying idea, after all. Judging by most films that are getting produced today, it would probably be in the upper quintiles of the pictures released in any given year. Heck, with a bravura performance by a lead actor it might make me eat my words completely. But that doesn’t change the fact that there are so many by-the-numbers plot points in the first and second acts. It would be one thing if tried-and-true plot points were necessary to stay true to Henson’s life, but again, this is mostly made up. If it’s going to be fake, it might as well be different.

    I applaud the screenwriter for coming up with an interesting concept and for his guts in writing this, getting it out there, and generating a lot of buzz. But it’s not my job to compare this to other scripts, or other films, or anything else besides how great this project could actually be if done right. In that regard, this particular draft of this particular script falls short.

    All that being said, I’d love to hear from others who have read this.

  • philphoggs

    “the reason there’s a biopic of Jim Henson and not of you is that he WAS extraordinary. It’s not about a guy who writes Disney Blogs”
    And I was just getting ready to commend this blog for its Disney eclectics.

  • celebrated failure

    I just came across this whilst randomly perusing the archives of your blog…

    Having not read this script, I can tell you that a lot of in-depth reading and research on Henson’s life and work that I’ve done for my own interest in and admiration for Henson has yielded a different picture of Jim Henson in my mind than most. Later biographies that dug deeper into his private life have unearthed a side of Henson that was not simply a quirky creative genius, but a spiritual misfit who did, indeed, cheat on his wife and who preferred to spend his quiet time alone in nature than anywhere else.

    Around the time of his developing illness, he was embroiled in a bitter conflict with Eisner over the sale of the Muppet brand. Jim was a ruthless businessman — something a lot of media about him fails to show — and he wasn’t about to relinquish all control over his creations for any price. He refused flat-out to sell the Sesame characters — this is why to this day, all save Kermit are still owned by Sesame Workshop (formerly Children’s Television Workshop).

    Henson actually didn’t start out wanting to work with puppets; he was a home-economics major who was interested in animation. Much of his early work was in animation and stop-motion claymation. He simply wanted to be on television — it was a new and exciting medium in the fifties when he was young, and he wanted a piece of it. Inspired by Burr Tilstrom (“Kukla, Fran and Ollie”), Henson auditioned with some homemade puppets and thus got his own program — “Sam and Friends” — which started it all.

    A truly interesting film could be made of Henson’s life and accomplishments, but it definitely sounds to me like this script is definitely not it. Someone with a real passion for his work and a respect for the people he worked with, including his family, could do some actual research into building him up as a film character. The thing about Jim is, he was an intuitive and creative person, but he wasn’t sentimental at all about his creations. He could dismantle a Muppet for parts without blinking and he rarely treated his puppets as “real creatures”. He was far more business-minded than most people seem to give him credit for, and he made decisions based on what was good for his company, taking risks only when he felt strongly about a project. He believed in the power of art to change the world, but he understood the dynamics that could lead to such art.

    Sorry for the tangent on such an old blog entry…but I didn’t even realize there was such a script in existence and I just had to comment. :)

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